1. Vestibulum ante algentem, plus quam sat est cognitis amet.
2. Go for a run. Cool off. Take off clean pillow case and replace with T-shirt. Cover with clean pillow case.
3. Cum pulsis, deorsum peteret, si quis male strata via per quam ingrediebantur.
4. Nam 15 annis, omne quod Die uxorem suggerit ad museum, mirari ut Museums sunt aperta die Dominica scriptor.
5. Nam 15 annis, occasionally suggest going to the local book store on Sunday. Express surprise that they are not open on Sunday’s (gratias multum Leges hyacintho!).
6. Utor 20 puncta facere 3 point turn.
7. Cadite super a frigus mane meridianus, walk into the room and turn on the A/C. Complain that it’s cold. When wife says, "then why did you turn that on, Ridiculum" Nullam ac verto eam, grab the warm spot she had on the couch. Bonus points if she does not realize you did it until much later.
8. Aperire possit delicate edere et album albacore tuna possit a recta eam, in lectulo, nocte.
9. Vade ad culinam manducans prandium cum uxore est,, FERRAMENTUM aperire perscriptorem et vasa circuitum usque dis clamoribus uxor, "what are you looking for!"
10. Acceptis novum negotium cards, illos secreto domus undique: Sub lectulum, in cervical casibus,, intus pocula capulus, in marsupio, in tunica loculos, lacus currus chirothecam, cella — anywhere you can think of.
11. Blog scribere de tuo uxor.
12. Expergescimini.
13. Urbs Novum Eboracum cum ambulantes plateis, be on the alert for "crusty" objects on the ground. Attenta peculiari uxoris timores, ut si peruenire usque ad colligunt usque sursum et una quaerere, "hmm, Miror quid hoc est?" (Be prepared for wife to body slam you as if she’s a secret service agent protecting the President from a sniper or you’ll find yourself laying on your back on the sidewalk).
14. Drive twice around a parking lot looking for space. You know you’ve really hit pay dirt when your son in the back seat yells, "Oh no! Agat eam iterum!"
15. Write "top 10" Album ut non habent 10 items.

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Bonus uxorem ioco:

Two male co-workers go out to lunch. One of them tells the other, "I let loose an embarrassing Freudian slip the other night."

"A Freudian slip? What’s that?"

"Bene, cum consummasset comedere, ad PEDISECA venit rogavit quomodo nos nostra libenter cibum. Volui dicere,, ‘I loved the chicken breast’ but instead I said ‘I loved your breasts’. I was so embarrassed."

"Ah," his co-worker replied. "I had the same thing happen to me this weekend with my wife. We were eating breakfast I meant to ask her to pass the butter, sed ego succlamassem eius, ‘You ruined my life!`"

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