Sunday Funny: “Thaum kuv muaj ib tug me tub”

Ib tug niam txiv, qhov chaw raws li cov kab kuv sab hauv "thaum kuv muaj ib tug me tub" ua kom yuam kev.

Kuv tus tub, tej zaum plaub los tsib lub sij hawm, ua si ib zais pa thiab tsis nyiam cov me tub hluas uas ua si nrog balloons, nws plaws tom. Nws chim heev. Lub ntiaj teb twb tuaj nto. Kuv hais rau nws, "thaum kuv muaj me tub, Kuv muaj ib tug zais pa thiab plaws tom nws thiab nws thiaj li, Kuv tau txais ib tug tshiab zais pa." Nws seemed kom pab nws khwv nws tsi paub daws thiab coj mus muaj kev lom zem nrog lawv tham txog dab tsi yog ib yam li thaum kuv muaj ib tug me tub.

Uas ua hauj lwm zoo raws li tus txheej txheem consolation thiab kuv siv ib ob peb zaug dhau lub sij hawm uas tom ntej. Kuv puas tau mus raug teeb meem ib zaug thaum nws dab Rancher 3 zeej tuag. Kuv tham txog kuv tus aub, Tub fuabtais, muaj tuag hauv tsheb sib tsoo. Lub sij hawm no, yog nws teb, "Tam sim no kuv hnov ob txog tej yam phem!" Kuv shied txhob siv cov "thaum kuv tus me tub" cov txheej txheem rau consolation tom qab ntawd.

Ua ntej cov dev tuag xwm, Txawm li cas los, Kuv yuav tsum tau pib siv tus txheej txheem convince nws ua haujlwm. "Thaum kuv muaj ib tug me tub, Kuv yuav tsum tau tawm rooj thiab txais cov ntawv xov xwm", "ntxuav kuv chav", "tau Mommy nws lub khob kas fes", yam.

Dhau qhov no zoo zoo nkauj ib pliag, tab sis, nws pib qhia rebel tiv thaiv tsis tau qhov tyranny ntawm kuv thaum yau. Kas, hauv particular, cim xaus. Kuv hais kom nws coj lub kaus poom khib nyiab ntawm teeb rov qab mus rau qhov chaw rau tsheb. Nws tau argued thiab kuv yeej teb, "Thaum kuv muaj ib tug me tub, Kuv yuav tsum tau nqa lub khib nyiab rov qab mus rau qhov chaw rau tsheb." Nws yeej teb, "Huag muaj! Zoo thaum koj tau ib tug me tub, uas yog STUPID!".

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