Tau kuv nyuam qhuav yuav su noj rau kuv cov kwv tij (li qub) thiab peb twb tuaj tham tsis tau txog funny yam uas peb ua rau peb cov qib siab duas paub. Rau kuv alma mater, Lafayette College, cov kev kawm txhawb nws koom tau ib txoj kev tes heev txog nws. Peb kuj tau hlua heev thiab kuv thiaj coj kom zoo dua uas lub caij.
Ob tug kuv nyiam kev puas txheeb rau kuv tus phooj ywg zoo, Gabe. Nws kom muaj qhov yuam kev phem heev uas qhia rau tus neeg nws freshman xyoo tias "Kuv yog ib tug freshman, tab sis kuv muaj los sis qib thoob" vim cov kawm siab heev tso kawm ntau yam nws tau noj, yam. Ntau peb tau mob(nurses) situated, tiam sis peb tsis tham txog nws npaum li. Nws senior xyoo, Thaum peb ua tswvcuab nws kom cov neeg, peb yuav hais tias "no yog Gabe. Nws yog ib qhov kev, tiam sis nws muaj los sis qib thoob ".
Cov kawm ntawv qib siab muaj tej hnub workstation/servers si laim X-qhov rai. Lawv yuav tsum saib gigantic thiab cov engineers siv lawv CAD thiab lwm tug engineer boring khoom. Peb CS neeg siv lawv kawm tau programming thiab, tau mas, mus ua si.
Peb tsis li lub computer-tsis paub pab engineers kom ntau ntau li peb nyiam yam uas yuav ua ib tug yuav mus telnet rau lub thawv lawv tau nyob thiab khiav X-qhov muag nws. Qhov no yuav pop li ib ob lub qhov muag uas ua raws li tus nas ib ncig ntawm qhov screen nkawm. Koj yuav pop los tseem tshaj thiab muaj cia teb los yog ntau dua cov kev siv X-qhov muag si laim. Tau muab ua kom luag nrov nrov tawm thaum ib tug engineer hapless sim mus kaw qhov muag X X-muag thiab muttering raws li nws ua tsis taus pa los txog nws tsis 🙂
Peb kuj ua si X-trek rau cov thawv. Yuav kom paub, koj yuav tsum mus download tau yog qhov, tau ntau dependencies peb txog qhov twg koj yuav nrhiav tau cov ntawv thiab tuam nws. Kuv tsis yog ib tug sophisticated C programmer, tab sis kuv txawj nyeem ntaub ntawv header. Kuv nrhiav ntawm no thiab pom zoo ib yam li cov kev tswj "#DEFINE MAX_TORPEDO_DISTANCE 10". Kuv ua si ib ncig uas uas ua rau kom ntau thiab hwj huam rau theem thiab torpedoes, rov los ua nws thiab ces puas Gabe lwm zaus peb ua si.
Gabe kuj yog kiv cua ntawm tus yeeb yam TV hu ua loj loj Lub Blake 7. Kuv twb tsis pom nws, tab sis cov uas ho tsis kom kuv txhob insisting tias Dr. Leej twg yog tus yeeb yam superior. Cov lus yuav tau dua lub caij 🙂
Muaj ib hnub, nws tshwm sim rau kuv hais tias kuv yuav zaum kwv yees nws lo lus zais UNIX. Kuv zaum ze nws ib hnub thiab tshaj tawm rau ib tug laus nrov, "Kuv yuav twv koj lo lus zais tamsim, Gabe." "muaj, txoj cai" yog nws teb tias. Kuv ces in thiaj li tso, nkag mus rau nws cov neeg siv daim id, nres tsis fim nws, ntaus thiab hais nrov nrov., "Kuv xav tias nws yog B-L-A-K-E-7" ? So typing lawm yeej tsis them li handsomely li cas hnub ntawd nws.
lub lim piam tom ntej (los sai sai): Ntau lub chav antics ntawm kev kawm ntawv qib siab.
Koj puas muaj tej yam qhia? Cia ib tug saib los yog tug kuv thiab kuv mam li luam tawm tsab lawv ntawm no.
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Paul