Monday sawv ntxov Funny: “Yexus yuav tsum tuag”

Peb yuav ua ntej peb (thiab xwb) "khoom kim heev" lub tsheb tom qab thaum muaj nag xob nag cua Floyd nailed tus ntug dej hiav txwv sab hnub tuaj ntawm cov tuaj. Peb tau txais ntau los nag ntawm no hauv New Jersey thiab ntau hnub dhau ua ntej lub neej no rov mus coj. Ua ntej Floyd laim, peb ua ib qho kev rau ib cov poj Volvo 850 GL thiab tom qab Floyd ntaus, tsav tsev.

Yog peb thawj tsheb nrog ib CD neeg uas ua ntawv. Ib yam li cov tshiab lub tsheb tswv, peb mus me ntsis CD vwm, revived peb CD dormant sau thiab mus ntev drives cia li mus mloog cov CD rau hauv lub tsheb. Ib yam li cov fads, qhov no tso rau peb thiab peb twb mloog cov CD tib tsiv. Nyob rau hauv peb cov ntaub ntawv, Nws yog Yexus Khetos Superstar.

Yog ib tus (ntau yam) tej daim ci ntsa iab nyob rau hauv cov pob zeb ntawd opera tejyam los ntawm cov lag luam kev cai dab qhuas kev, coj los Caiaphas, "High txiv neeb". Nws hu nkauj rau lawv txoj kev mus rau kev txiav txim siab seb yuav siv qhov "Yexus teeb meem" thiab Caiaphas directs tau los xaus kev nug tias "Yexus yuav tsum tuag". Tus refrain rau zaj kwv txhiaj no "cia li yuav tuag, yuav tsum tuag, yuav tsum tuag, yuav tsum tuag no Yexus". Koj yuav hnov tias refrain ntau heev nyob rau ntawd daim.

Thaum lub sij hawm, Kuv tus tub yog li peb xyoos. Koj yuav zaum saib qhov twg no yuav.

Kuv tuaj hauv tsev los ntawm cov ua haujlwm ib hnub thiab kuv tus tub nyob rau hauv lub chav ua si nrog cov khoom ua si thiab humming rau nws tus kheej. Kuv caij so kuv lub tsho, saib los ntawm tsev xa ntawv tuaj thiab tag nrho kuv li ib txwm walk-in-qhov-rooj khoom thiab kuv mam li nco dheev twb paub lawm tias nws yuav cia li hais, yeej tsis hu nkauj: "Yexus yuav tsum tuag, yuav tsum tuag, yuav tsum tuag." Kuv yog mortified. Kuv cia li pom nws ua uas thaum nyob rau ib tug me nyuam nws ua si hnub ntawm ib tug phooj ywg tsev — tej zaum lub xeem ua si hnub nrog tus me nyuam cov phooj ywg.

Peb kuag ntawd Cov CD tawm hauv lub Volvo tom qab ntawd 🙂

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  1. Michael Gannotti sau tau:
    LOL! Kuv yeej nco qab ob peb cov zoo pub leej twg zoo li no thaum kuv tus tub nyob me ntsis (particular nyob thaum nws nyob hauv Catholic Elementary School, 1me nyuam qib, thiab nws misunderstood sib tham nws hais txog cov mob ntawm nws lub grnadfather overheard. Thaum lawv nug txog cov me nyuam nyob rau hauv tsev kawm ntawv yog hais tias muaj ib yam lawv xav thov Vaj tswv pab nws hais nws thiaj xav thov nws yawg vim tias nws pe… tsis tau zoo zog lawv yuav tau muab hlais. Hais txog peb lawm embarrasement ces tis thaum tus xib fwb hais rau peb.) Tsaug rau sparking ib cim xeeb funny.
    Cov me nyuam yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws. 🙂
    Teb

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