So, my son is a bit overdue obtaining his driving permit. Yesterday, in mid morning, he trucks up to Oakland NJ to get it. He gets there, fills out his paperwork is issued an unstamped permit and learns that he must now go to another MVC location to take his eye test. Because, apparently, highly skilled eye testers don’t just live anywhere, so NJ MVC needs to go where the talent is. Or, maybe it’s because they are following a Hamiltonian philosophy of consolidation? Much as Hamilton felt financial and manufacturing consolidation were critical to the future economic strength of the Republic, maybe NJ MVC feels they need consolidate eye testing talent for the future strength of NJ MVC? Maybe it’s part of an ineffable plan? Alas, I have only questions on this topic and no answers.
Following Oakland’s advice, wife and son truck their way down to Lodi, NJ with the unstamped permit to Lodi. Lodi may have the worst parking of any NJ MVC location. And, since they also host some of scarce yet highly coveted eye testing machines and eye testing professionals, they attract supplicants of all stripes, shades, education and gawkers. My son works his way through the maze of lines and directions provided by the “never-look-them-in-the-eye” NJ MVC professionals and finally arrive at the eye testing line. They now learn that the Oakland person made a mistake on the unstamped permit. He mis-keyed the social security number, putting a an “8” in place of “2” in one of digits. The NJ DMV person knew this because when she pulled up that wrong SS# in the computer, it didn’t show my son’s name. Wife and son say, “oh, that’s the wrong number, you need a ‘2’ there instead of an ‘8.’” What many, perhaps every single fair minded person would expect at this point is for the NJ MVC person to simply correct the number they just entered into the computer. Ha! Fool! No, instead he was asked to provided his social security card. Let’s digress for a moment and consider that in order to get the unstamped permit in the first place, he had already provided a US Passport as well as a New Jersey birth certificate and letter written to him at his home address. His mother is with him, shares his name, his address, his height (but sadly, not his taste in sci-fi movies) … you name it, my son is well and truly identified as life long resident of these US states and indeed, New Jersey itself by any measure you can imagine. If the NJ MVC person would have simply fixed the mistake that the Oakland person made, the computer would have pulled up my son’s information and that would have been end of story. But again, fool! They can’t do that. Instead, the NJ MVC insist on a social security card now.
So, wife and son go home to get it and return. And in the end, he obtains his permit.
That’s three different trips to NJ MVC in one day. To get his permit. It took nearly 6 hours from start to finish. This is my son’s introduction to driving in the Garden State.
NJ MVC is clearly broken.
If I had a nickel for every time an undocumented individual came up to my window with a forged unstamped permit from a MVC branch in some place called “Oakland” — with a mistyped SSN number — I don’t even know what I would do. I’m surprised Rt46 wasn’t closed, too. Thanks Obama!
hmm, how do all those illegal immigrants (I mean Illegal Aliens) get their License? BTW, if he still had his passport from the first trip, that “Should” have been sufficient.